[naxus]

> Wife: 'What are you doing?'
> Husband : Nothing.
> Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
> Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
>
> Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
> Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
> Wife : 'Yes or no.'
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
>
> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can
> there be greater than this one?'
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>
> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
> ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
>
> Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
> Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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>
> A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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>
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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>
> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour.'

[harryc]

LOL the one with the kid tellin him mom about sitting on his dads lad is the funniest one XD

[Niteghost]

LMAO....that is so funny, I laugh so hard until my tears cameo out

[burner]

LOL...awesome....<3 the Stress Reliever Girl one

[Helen]

lol! these are really funny! loved all of them

[badass-es]

some i havent heard before, good good

[jwpmet]

its very funny on all of them, but deep down sad to hear most ppl have the concept, romance and happiness ends at marriage, true and still sad....lol