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Old 23-06-2009, 12:54 AM
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A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. Turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place for their outing.
During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last! For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed.
After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell.
He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned.
The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years... six years... then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich.
At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, "SEE! I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt."
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Old 27-06-2009, 04:45 AM
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awwwwh, haha that was so cute.
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:53 PM
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LOL...that is sooo...dumb of the tiny turtle
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Old 21-07-2009, 02:38 AM
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hehe that's so cute lol i love turtles
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Old 30-07-2009, 08:04 PM
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I guess I would be the 'slowest' of all......whats the pun line on this? definitely not slow...
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lol.. farniee turtle rocks!
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that turtle got patience. I would kill him j/k
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