Jokes - Page 3

**uglyduckling** · #61 (**permalink**) 18-04-2007, 10:14 PM

Ahahh the second one is funny... let's see the first now

**evalala** · #62 (**permalink**) 18-04-2007, 11:31 PM

i want to see the answers

**b0redgal** · #63 (**permalink**) 29-04-2007, 07:19 PM

hahah..i'm guessing at the answers that weren't posted..lets see if i'm close..

**mitsuki** · #64 (**permalink**) 08-05-2007, 03:06 AM

nice! i like the indian joke! XD

**iamnobody** · #65 (**permalink**) 08-05-2007, 03:26 PM

LOL, The joke was funny.

**Luvinq_x_memoriez** · #66 (**permalink**) 09-05-2007, 10:37 PM

hmm..i wanna know the answers! =]

**stylez** · #67 (**permalink**) 17-05-2007, 08:30 AM

I've no idea, so lets see the answers.

**dragonyang88** · #68 (**permalink**) 17-05-2007, 08:41 AM

i think i saw this jokes somewhere

**linderrfulxP** · #69 (**permalink**) 27-05-2007, 03:41 AM

LMAOSS The guy at the bar is funny. xD Poor him.

**di88di** · #70 (**permalink**) 27-05-2007, 04:39 AM

TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.

5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

**di88di** · #71 (**permalink**) 27-05-2007, 04:41 AM

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

**di88di** · #72 (**permalink**) 27-05-2007, 04:47 AM

A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"

**bbangel** · #73 (**permalink**) 27-05-2007, 08:19 AM

1: spaghetti O's 2: funny bone 3: eh i dunno

**bbangel** · #74 (**permalink**) 27-05-2007, 08:30 AM

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(naxus @ Jan 21 2007, 07:28 AM) [snapback]1217[/snapback]</div>

Quote:

jokes i found on net:

This is how a Indian does business!!!

Don't challenge an Indian...

Conversation between Baboo & his son.

Baboo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my
own bride!"
Baboo: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Baboo approaches Bill Gates.

Baboo: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Baboo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Baboo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Baboo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Baboo: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!! :sweating:[/b]

This joke is tricky. But it make the son, bill gates, and the president sounds so stupid cause they easily believe in what baboo says. In the real world, we knows that it don't work cause they are not that stupid.