Jokes

**kittycat1314** · #1 (**permalink**) 18-01-2007, 02:38 AM

I got some of those jokes online and thought I'll share!

1. Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?

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2. Q: What's the most musical bone?

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3. Q: How do you make the number one disappear?

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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

**wei_c** · #2 (**permalink**) 20-01-2007, 03:07 AM

I'm bad at guessing. Let's c the answers.

**chowtofu** · #3 (**permalink**) 21-01-2007, 04:45 AM

hmmmm the first joke got me interested lol

**naxus** · #4 (**permalink**) 21-01-2007, 03:22 PM

hm.. no idea...lets see the answers...

**naxus** · #5 (**permalink**) 21-01-2007, 03:28 PM

jokes i found on net:

This is how a Indian does business!!!

Don't challenge an Indian...

Conversation between Baboo & his son.

Baboo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my
own bride!"
Baboo: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Baboo approaches Bill Gates.

Baboo: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Baboo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Baboo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Baboo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Baboo: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!! :sweating:

**FireLite** · #6 (**permalink**) 21-01-2007, 04:08 PM

1. sex?
2. snoopy?
3. magic?

**bebeL** · #7 (**permalink**) 23-01-2007, 12:41 AM

i have no ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

**kittycat1314** · #8 (**permalink**) 23-01-2007, 05:11 AM

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Quote:

jokes i found on net:

This is how a Indian does business!!!

Don't challenge an Indian...

Conversation between Baboo & his son.

Baboo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my
own bride!"
Baboo: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Baboo approaches Bill Gates.

Baboo: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Baboo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Baboo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Baboo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Baboo: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!! :sweating:[/b]

Lmoa! That's halirious!! That is one tricky guy I tell you....

**unfob** · #9 (**permalink**) 23-01-2007, 05:45 AM

lol naxus that was funny as lol.