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Old 04-02-2007, 12:20 AM
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A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

"How did this happen?" the doctor asked.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?"

"No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, "I just paid $6,000 for these,"
then I put it in my mouth and I thought, "I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened."

So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, "this is going to make a loud noise," so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger?"

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Old 04-02-2007, 02:41 AM
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lmoa! That is so typical "Blond" attitude! But this is still kinda of gross anyways.....
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Old 04-02-2007, 03:38 AM
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Lol thats pretty stupid... I think you're safe from blondes because mostly ppl here are asian so they won't spaz at u.
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:41 AM
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I never thought a blonde would ever want to commit suicide.
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Old 04-02-2007, 05:09 AM
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Well they are blondes... so... you would figure it out...
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haha! A blonde wont want to commit suicide but an asian would want to!
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pathetic_gurl @ Feb 4 2007, 03:12 PM) [snapback]8560[/snapback]</div>
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haha! A blonde wont want to commit suicide but an asian would want to![/b]

I think this joke just took a sobering turn, looking @ all the posts...
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well i didn't do it*innocent
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(vballcraze @ Feb 5 2007, 06:08 PM) [snapback]9234[/snapback]</div>
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