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09-02-2007, 08:32 AM
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Joke
I read this somewhere...found it funny...so thot i will share it...enjoy!
Mary asks her boyfriend, John, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this was such a big event, she tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
John is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps him for about an hour, explaining everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks John how many condoms he’d like to buy: a 3-pack, 10–pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, John shows up at Mary’s house and meets her at the door.
“Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!”
John goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where Mary’s parents are seated.
The boy sits, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, Mary leans over and whispers,
“I had no idea you were this religious.”
John turns and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!”
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10-02-2007, 10:05 PM
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Haha..... thats funny! 
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15-02-2007, 06:10 AM
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LOL that sucks for him ...
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19-02-2007, 07:03 PM
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i've read this before... someone sent it to me through email... 
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19-02-2007, 11:20 PM
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lol i read this before somewhere...i think it was through email also
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20-02-2007, 09:57 PM
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HAHAHA...he is screwed
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24-02-2007, 06:56 AM
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Man that's hilarious! LMAO! Tsk tsk tsk, poor guy....
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06-03-2007, 03:56 AM
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poor guy...that would've really got his ass kicked
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24-04-2007, 05:52 AM
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i heard this before. that must of been embarassing for him. i wonder what was going through his father's head
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27-04-2007, 02:21 PM
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hahahaha....  this is funny....
poor john..
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28-04-2007, 10:46 AM
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