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Old 11-03-2007, 03:22 PM
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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"


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Old 13-03-2007, 08:02 AM
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(miss.chocco @ Mar 11 2007, 01:22 PM) [snapback]29568[/snapback]</div>
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Trouble sleeping
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.

"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."

"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."

"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
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Hmmm...guess she is is a millionaire who cannot sleep well....lol...nice joke.
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Old 13-03-2007, 10:18 PM
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that's kind of a durrrty joke :o
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Old 15-03-2007, 06:25 AM
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what is nymphomaniac?
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Old 15-03-2007, 09:32 PM
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For those who are curious as to what a nymphomaniac is. I think you will be more shocked than amused though.
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ewwwwwwww >_> tat nasty lol but funny at the same time
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Yeah, this is both funny and sick. The doctor should be more careful, lol.
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scary doctor O__O
and that girl is crazy rich
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ummm that doctor does know what she's talking about right? O.o

did he mean that he can help her mentally or physically? he's kind of a sick doctor....if is physically. lmao
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