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Old 11-03-2007, 03:25 PM
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Try to explain women


A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"
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Old 13-03-2007, 11:07 PM
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LOL hahha!!......i dont get it..
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Old 13-03-2007, 11:36 PM
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Haha, I don't think there's anything to get.
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Old 14-03-2007, 09:55 AM
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Its just a feeble attempt at cracking a joke at the female species.
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Old 14-03-2007, 02:55 PM
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(samii @ Mar 13 2007, 09:07 PM) [snapback]30907[/snapback]</div>
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LOL hahha!!......i dont get it.. [/b]

hmm.... another sexist joke?????

lol lettme go dig up some bloke jokes


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Old 14-03-2007, 06:25 PM
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lol hoi sum...its jus jokez....but the think i dun get is why women are air head part...O_o any1 get it?
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Old 14-03-2007, 07:51 PM
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Lol samii.... I don't really get it...but I got the main idea of this..
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Old 15-03-2007, 01:17 AM
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This joke stabs at both sides, not just females. Against women, it's saying they are all airheads (ie. stupid). Against men, it's saying that no one would love them unless they are stupid. So I wouldn't get all offended especially since it's supposed to be humorous!
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Old 15-03-2007, 06:22 AM
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i didnt get it in the first time until Kyo said airheads=stupid... LOL
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