The wife from hell!

[naxus]

A police officer pulls over a speeding
car. The officer says, "I clocked you at
80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it
on cruise control at 60, perhaps your
radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the
wife says: "Now don't be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn't
have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket,
the driver looks over at his wife
and growls, "Can't you please keep your
mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You
should be thankful your radar detector
went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second
ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his
wife and says through clenched teeth,
"Darn it, woman, can't you keep your
mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I
notice that you're not wearing your seat
belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see
officer, I had it on, but took it off
when you pulled me over so that I could
get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very
well that you didn't have your seat belt
on. You never wear your seat belt when
you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out
the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T
YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?"

The officer looks over at the woman and
asks, "Does your husband always talk to
you this way, Ma'am?"
"Only when he's been drinking."

[Kyo]

Heh. Marital problems and drunken verbal abuse can be amusing when it's a joke and not real.

[maverick1031]

Wow... LOL... that is quite hilarious... she completely owns him and gets him like 3 tickets plus possible arrest on a DUI...

I think she did the righ thing.

[lonesomeself]

i dont get why the man got the 2nd ticket, for illegal radar dectetor unit? what's that mean?

[maverick1031]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lonesomeself @ Mar 16 2007, 12:01 PM) [snapback]32409[/snapback]</div>

i dont get why the man got the 2nd ticket, for illegal radar dectetor unit? what's that mean?[/b]

Radar Detector Unit = Police Radar, it will sound or flash a light (most of them) when a cop car is near by. It is illegal in most countries I believe.

[spectralizer]

haha nice one mate. i wonder why ppl drink and drive ,,,

[aimee4ever]

Haha, I like that last paragraph.

[badass-es]

punchline! should be followed by the druns

[Gezzaman]

o.o" i like it a lil.....