Overworked

[Kyo]

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the civilian work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.

[naxus]

lol... that was a good one!

[badass-es]

i love these kind of funky math ones lol

but can't students work part-time?

[Doodles]

haha that is funny
nice one
but at the beginning i was actually calculating the numbers with my calculator
(thought it was some kind of nerd joke) (3,234 HAHAHAHA)

[Aeris]

Just remember: it takes one to type and one to read. ><

[maverick1031]

Nice one Kyo... but I agree.. don't students work part time? so fraction how many are between grades 10-12... then add part time jobs there.... or add part time jobs to a fraction of them... XD

[Kyo]

Oh come on people, these numbers are probably all fabricated xD
Obviously they can't be real, otherwise I wouldn't post this in the humour section

[aznman]

lol....that was funny

[AzNxTaSy]

2 million people die of diahrea every year