Some of Russell Peters' jokes!

**Doodles** · #1 (**permalink**) 25-03-2007, 11:48 PM

An Indian and a Chinese can be together but can't work together.. you know what I mean?
Well there's this day I went to this chinese mall and I see this bag. I ask this guy: You know i want to buy this bag, how much?
and he says: thirty-five dollars. And then I said: oh c'mon thirty dollars. Asian guy says:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i said its just five dollars. Then he said: wait I talk to my wife.*starts yelling*OK you seem like nice guy, thirty-four fifty. i said cmon man that 50 cents... he replied you save 50 cents here you go somewhere else you save another 50 cents.. you have one dollar and you go to the dollar store you go buy something else. Then i start to leave , the guy yells: Be a man, do the right thing. Buy the bag.
HAHA an Indian cant live without a bargain and a Chinese guy cant give you a bargain.

**badass-es** · #2 (**permalink**) 26-03-2007, 02:25 AM

i dont really get what you're trying to say... can you make it clearer or tell the story one piece at a time, i don't see indian anywhere

**Doodles** · #3 (**permalink**) 26-03-2007, 03:39 AM

Oh ok
i forgot to say that Russell Peters is Indian and hes the one telling the joke
so the I in the story is an Indian

**badass-es** · #4 (**permalink**) 26-03-2007, 07:16 AM

ohhhh peters didnt sound indian, and ive never watched his stuff

thats explains it

but i thought haggling was a thing of the chinese

**chopsticks** · #5 (**permalink**) 26-03-2007, 11:10 PM

its better with russel peters saying it...=/ i dun really find that funny on text...

**Doodles** · #6 (**permalink**) 26-03-2007, 11:36 PM

ya actually i just figured it out too... its funnier on video when he makes accents and faces
i was only trying to share some fun... imagine the Indian guy and Chinese guy talking....

**Kyo** · #7 (**permalink**) 27-03-2007, 03:11 AM

It's funny cuz Russell Peters is both the Indian AND the Chinese guy. I will try to upload the video later for those who haven't seen it. It's quite hilarious.

**Doodles** · #8 (**permalink**) 27-03-2007, 04:30 AM

here i have the link to youtube video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49tZQURkXJU...ted&search=

the quality is quite bad but its better than nothing
bear with it....until Kyo uploads it..