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Old 29-03-2007, 06:26 AM
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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money and which girl to marry.

He thinks, and thinks, and thinks.... and thinks..and finally he married the one with the largest breasts.

Men are Men!!!
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:35 PM
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Aww, what a waste of money.
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:50 PM
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lol but hey not all men are pervs
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Old 09-04-2007, 09:13 AM
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He did the right thing
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I hesitantly (for fear of the ladies in the forums) agree.
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ok... i have no intention in getting nasty in here.. but like.... why would he do that... its not like none of them would never turn old... and when they do... does size matter ? lol

and i guess this means you ladies out there should get some breast implants or eat some of those breast enlargement pills... jk jk jk - i hope i didn't offend anyone and thanks for sharing the joke - although like some people said.. some men are not perverted (this includes me, i hope)
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