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| Humour Think you could do with a good laugh or got some jokes you want to share? This is the place for you!
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29-03-2007, 06:28 AM
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1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of milk.
POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking milk after EXPIRY DATE!!
3. Teacher asked : Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A kid name Johnny reply...
the LEGS.. because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING..
4. Q: Why do men have pubic hair?
A: A nest for their bird...
Q: Why do women have pubic hair?
A: A resting place for the coming bird !!!
5. Girlfriends are appetizers, Tastes good at any time. Mistresses are Tomyams,
Hot and spicy...Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie, Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!
6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied : I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
7. A Girl who opens her hand receives gifts.
Open her heart receives love.
But when she opens her legs, she receives happiness.
8. Yesterday's News:- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
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30-03-2007, 04:33 AM
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lol those are pretty dirty... the first one was just nasty lol
u should warn people more
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30-03-2007, 09:18 AM
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lolz, 1 6 8 are funny.  |
01-04-2007, 12:44 AM
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I don't think any of these are funny. Some are really dirty.
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01-04-2007, 09:24 AM
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1,3,8 are nice...
thx..
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02-04-2007, 04:56 AM
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hahahaha.... most of them were funny.
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02-04-2007, 10:07 AM
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1,3,&4 are a bit nasty, the 3rd one is a liitle bad for a kid to se what he saw. hehehhee but all the joke was pretty good.
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06-04-2007, 07:43 PM
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all the jokes are really dirty but funny..hehe
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06-04-2007, 10:49 PM
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hahaha....all the dirty jokes is pretty funny
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08-05-2007, 04:42 AM
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hahah! dirty, but funny! ^^
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