100 Kisses

**bihhan** · #1 (**permalink**) 29-03-2007, 08:15 AM

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart .

Your husband

Ah Hock

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items...........
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart

Ah Ling

**badass-es** · #2 (**permalink**) 30-03-2007, 04:31 AM

lol thats pretty funny, but other is this "other items"

**Aeris** · #3 (**permalink**) 01-04-2007, 12:39 AM

Poor husband...haha. I wonder why he couldn't send his salary.

**its ah cee** · #4 (**permalink**) 16-04-2007, 05:48 AM

no effense..but that was retarded. =.=