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05-04-2007, 05:36 AM
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Ah Beng's Business Venture
There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage.
They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage. WHY?
Because their garage was on the second floor.
After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY?
Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.
After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY? Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind.
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06-04-2007, 12:09 AM
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Lol, more stories of Ah Bengs. Thanks again. 
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06-04-2007, 01:48 AM
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silly ah bengs, trix are for kids!
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06-04-2007, 06:24 AM
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haha
thats really funny...
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06-04-2007, 10:59 PM
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lol, that was a good one
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12-04-2007, 05:41 AM
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haha.. i love ah beng's jokes..
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12-04-2007, 11:48 AM
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lol, i don't really get y sgers are caled ah bengs anywayz....
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14-04-2007, 04:52 AM
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haha... there are jokes like this for all types of people... always love them.
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16-04-2007, 03:07 AM
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haha, ah bengs, being usual as always.
p/s. is ah beng = gangster?
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