3 Prisoners of War

[~Blaze~]

3 Prisoners of War (POW)

There were these 3 POWs from WW2, called Abraham, Hector and Ah Kow.

One day, they were caught by the Japanese and being chased by them down a street.

The trio decided to hide inside the sacks of potato lying against the wall.

The japanese, on seeing them run in, chased after.

Seeing the sacks against the wall, they loaded their rifle and poked the sacks to check if there were people hiding inside.



Being witty, Abraham said : "Meow Meow~"
and the japanese thought it was a cat and moved on to the next sack.


They poked the second sack with the rifle again.

Following Abraham's idea, Hector said " Woof Woof."
The japanese thought that it was a dog and went over to the last sack.


Ah Kow thought about what the previous two did and had a smart plan.

Moving over, they used the rifle and pocked the last sack of potatos.......
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Ah Kow said : " POTATO POTATO! "

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This is another joke, after the first one.

There were 3 more prisoners of war that the japanese were trying to catch.
One was Abraham, another was Hector and the last one was Ali.

They were running away from the japanese before being finally cornered in a small hut.
The 3 of them rose their hands up and their backs faced the wall.

One of the soldiers then took a gun and pointed it at the first guy who was Abraham.


Soldier : " Any last words? "

Thinking quickly, Abraham shouted : " TORNADO!! "

The japanese turned back and looked, only to turn back and find that Abraham had escaped thru a broken window.

Feeling stupid, the soldier then turned and pointed his gun to Hector.

Soldier : " Any last words? "

Being smart, Hector shouted " EARTHQUAKE!! " and all the soldiers dropped to the floor and covered their heads with their hands.

After feeling that there was no tremor, they stood up quickly only to find out that Hector had ran away too!

They then proceeded to Ali. Feeling very angry, all of them now were pointing their rifles at Ali, wanting to relieve their anger.

Soldier : " Grrr. Any last words? "...............
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Ali : " FIRE!! "



BANG BANG BANG !!

[Aeris]

Surely he could have thought of something better to say than "POTATO!".....

[badass-es]

ali shouldve said potatoe :X

[kel88my]

well, tht is good wan though...hehe

[mitsuki]

heheh! poor guy! in a way, he was set up by abraham and hector

[Unmei]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(~Blaze~ @ Apr 4 2007, 09:41 PM) [snapback]43183[/snapback]</div>

3 Prisoners of War (POW)

There were these 3 POWs from WW2, called Abraham, Hector and Ah Kow.

One day, they were caught by the Japanese and being chased by them down a street.

The trio decided to hide inside the sacks of potato lying against the wall.

The japanese, on seeing them run in, chased after.

Seeing the sacks against the wall, they loaded their rifle and poked the sacks to check if there were people hiding inside.
Being witty, Abraham said : "Meow Meow~"
and the japanese thought it was a cat and moved on to the next sack.
They poked the second sack with the rifle again.

Following Abraham's idea, Hector said " Woof Woof."
The japanese thought that it was a dog and went over to the last sack.
Ah Kow thought about what the previous two did and had a smart plan.

Moving over, they used the rifle and pocked the last sack of potatos.......
............
......
Ah Kow said : " POTATO POTATO! "

---
This is another joke, after the first one.

There were 3 more prisoners of war that the japanese were trying to catch.
One was Abraham, another was Hector and the last one was Ali.

They were running away from the japanese before being finally cornered in a small hut.
The 3 of them rose their hands up and their backs faced the wall.

One of the soldiers then took a gun and pointed it at the first guy who was Abraham.
Soldier : " Any last words? "

Thinking quickly, Abraham shouted : " TORNADO!! "

The japanese turned back and looked, only to turn back and find that Abraham had escaped thru a broken window.

Feeling stupid, the soldier then turned and pointed his gun to Hector.

Soldier : " Any last words? "

Being smart, Hector shouted " EARTHQUAKE!! " and all the soldiers dropped to the floor and covered their heads with their hands.

After feeling that there was no tremor, they stood up quickly only to find out that Hector had ran away too!

They then proceeded to Ali. Feeling very angry, all of them now were pointing their rifles at Ali, wanting to relieve their anger.

Soldier : " Grrr. Any last words? "...............
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.........
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...
..
.
Ali : " FIRE!! "
BANG BANG BANG !![/b]

hahaha those are some funny jokes

[iamnobody]

I can't believe that he said FIRE. He is either crazy or stupid.

[asdfghjkl]

lol the heard the second one before and the first one was a bit weird haha