the new Pope is planning to visit New York, and he has been warned of the traps that the media might set for him, so he has decided to be extra careful.
after he got out of airport, a reporter asked: "have you ever wanted to go to any strip club?"
the Pope wanted to avoid answering, so he answered with a smile: "is there any strip club in new york?"
then...the next morning's headline reads: "THE POPE'S FIRST QUESTION AFTER ARRIVING NYC: 'is there any strip club in new york?'"