How to avoid a speeding ticket!

**redplanet** · #1 (**permalink**) 17-04-2007, 02:47 AM

A traffic police stopped a speeding car...

Police: "Can I see your license please?"

Driver: "I don't have one though, mine got suspended after the 5th time of drunk driving."

Police: "Then can I see the car's ownership paper?"

Driver: "This is not my car though, I just stole it."

Police: "This is a stolen car?!"

Driver: "Yes. Oh yeah! I think I saw the car's ownership paper when I put my gun into the drawer."

Police (starting to get anxious): "You have a gun in the drawer?

Driver: "Yes, after I killed the owner of this car, I dumped his body in the trunk. That's how I am able to drive this car."

After hearing what the driver has to say, the police decided to call for back-up. After a few minutes, the back-ups have arrived, and an experienced officer approached the driver slowly, trying to ease the tension of this situation.

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Driver: "Sure, here you go."

Officer: "Whose car is this?"

Driver: "Of course it's mine, sir, here's the car's ownership paper"

Officer: "Can you slowly open the drawer? So that I can see if there's any gun inside?"

Driver: "Of course sir, but why on earth would I carry a gun?"

(and the officer did not find the gun)

Officer: "Can you open your trunk so that I can check for any dead body?"

Driver: "Dead body?! No way sir. But I'll open the trunk for you to check anyways."

(and the officer finds no dead body in the trunk)

Officer: "This is really odd, the traffic police told me that you have no license, stole the car, have a gun, AND have a dead body!"

Driver: "My God, that *******, I bet he also told you that I was speeding too!!"