Story of a hacker and a PC noob...

**~Blaze~** · #1 (**permalink**) 17-04-2007, 02:52 PM

Hacker = 黑客 = black rogue(??)~ short for BR
Pc newbie = 小白 = xiao bai ( most probably Ms white) ~ short for XB

A conversation between BR and XB

BR:I am now in control of your PC
XB：How did you do it?
BR：By using a trojan
XB：...................where？I dont see it
BR：Open your control panels
XB：..................where is my control panels
BR：..................Below your computer!!
XB：I dont see it in "My Computer"
BR：.......Forget it，just forget everything i said

later on~~
BR：I am now in control of your PC again
XB：oh~~
BR： ....scared？！
XB：what good timing，can you help clear those annoying virus? these days there are alot of them in my PC
BR：...........

then........
XB：why do you always come and go as you please?
BR：well....you could always use a firewall
XB：but.......if there is a firewall, then u wont be able to access my PC
BR：its not that，its just that i wanna have more fun hacking ur PC，if its secureless like this its real damn
boring

so...........
XB：i heard that u can create "virus"？！
BR：ya~
XB：then u can control anybody's PC right？！
BR：normally
XB：then can you hack anytime anywhere？
BR：of course，why do you think they call us hackers or black rogues？
XB：..........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~`i thought is because u all are black~~~
BR：“wakau..............~~”

after........
BR：Here i am again！！
XB：dont you feel the least tired of coming in everyday？
BR：it is, your PC is the worst i have ever seen
XB：no way! how can it be?
BR：i mean besides those free games from microsoft, the other files are the tonnes of virus and spyware
taking up ur harddisk space
XB：oh~~?then have you seen my “solitaire”?，i remember its sumwhere~ i know i have it
BR：。。。。。sayonara

soon......
BR：hi~~~back i am！
XB：wah~ long time no see~ been blocked by my firewall?
BR： wakakaka，you are joking right? your PC is even easier to control than my own~
XB：i hope that u can help me something
BR：what is it?
XB：can you hack into the electric company's system?
BR： .......what you wan me to do?！！
XB：please ya，help clear this months electric bill for me
BR：go to hell！！

later..........
BR：where the hell you've been？！！！
XB：ah~ i went on a vacation
BR：i am finding something
XB：what you wanna find in my PC?
BR：a virus，a very old 1 dat i made，only you have it

sometime........
BR：here i come！！
.............................(silence)
BR：whats with the cold shoulder？
XB：i not in a good mood
BR：somebody bully u？
XB：i lost my ICQ，my 1st love picture is left there
BR：easy easy，i'll help u to get
XB：impossible
BR：nothing is impossible，tell me，what is ur ICQ number？i'll just hack for the password
XB：mmmmmmmmm..........that is the reason...........i forgot

tomolo?
XB：GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP！！！！
BR：？！
XB：did you use my ID in some weird forum？！！
BR：.....sorry about that~ wanted to tell you.but dont worry，i only pasted some lame topic, i promise it wont happen again
XB：no way！！！
BR：then else what u wan？
XB：that topic you post is 1 of the hot items ppl spamming now，its my 1st and only topic which is so hot，i like it~ do summore~
BR：faint*！

BR：hehe i just did sumthing ammusing~
XB：what?
BR：i bumped up a post
XB：thats very normal
BR：my bump include "fuk your mom lah loser admin!" ， its really de-stressing
BR：wasai，overwhelming， i never dared to do such thing，you will get banned！
BR：but of course，its already done
XB：and this is ammusing？！
BR：ya~ cause that is your ID

XB：u pro right？
BR：if u feel so, then yes
XB：how pro r u？
BR：when i am bored i even am able to hack myself
XB：ha，i can do that too！
BR： #￥% WTF！YOU CAN!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?？！
XB：ya，i just go find sumone else's PC and turn it on, so i hacked (i am in control of )
the PC already
BR：DUI!!!！

BR was admitted into a hospital for quite a while..........

XB：i think i should visit you~
BR：...........this.....、isnt a good idea........why u wanna see me?
XB：i wanna know whether you are what i dream of
BR：aaa ，how do you think i look like？
XB：very handsome and sexy，wears tights，and very unique，able to go just anywhere，saving the world~
BR：............tai lou, you r talking about spiderman lah！

BR：i am back again from the last visit from the last visit from the last visit！ watcha doing?
XB：i am thinking
BR：oh？！thinking?what?
XB：i am thinking of the ways to keep you out
BR：heheheheheee....，so what have you got？
XB：be very afraid！
BR：........what is it？
XB： i'll just have to go to my router and caps it at 1KBps，like that you cant come in at all，cause its too tiny for u to come in，lalalalala~~~~~
BR：......

XB：everyday u come in, is my PC really that worth intruding?
BR：ya, its worth every effort！
XB：why is it so worth it?
BR：I am wondering, why a PC full of virus like urs still wont have a system crash
XB：ah~ i know why！
BR：............WTF #￥%！how？！how？！how？！how？
XB：easy！the virus are killing each other and not killing my PC

XB：i also wanna hack into you PC
BR：no can do，i will go crazy if you do that!
XB：but its so unfair！！
BR：emm，ok，then i'll give u this chance
XB：............but...........i duno how.........
BR：ngak ngak~~~y u think i agree to let u?！

BR：I am back again and again and again once more!
XB：this may be the last time we meet
BR：

oh？what happened？
XB：i am gonna reformat，then protect with bundles of antivirus and firewall programs，how is that?
BR：so you really do hate me..............ok~ so this is good bye ya~
XB：em...hey....，wait！！teach me how to reformat first！
BR：..............................

BR：its late, dont u think u should get offline？
XB：oh，ya hor，then i'll be unplugging the socket now
BR：eh wait！you dunno how to shut down？
BR：i know ar，but everytime i press shut down，it hangs，so i just unplug it everytime
BR：then you have to change some settings : open
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\
CurrentVersion\Winlogon, at Winlogon right click，choose “new” → “name”，insert
“PowerdownAfterShutdown”，and initialized the values to 1，then from now on it
will shut down properly
XB：...........i think i''ll just unplug

XB：u r great right?
BR：ok ok lah
XB：lies！show me sumthing! gimme a trojan that can shut down my PC
BR：easy stuff！just u wait
(sending.............)
BR：hahahah，done，feel the wrath of my hacking power!!
XB：hehee，thx lah~~~~i am surfing outside，just wanted u to help me shut down
BR：*faint*~~~~

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