Muthu Jokes

[~Blaze~]

Muthu Jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October
Which year?
Muthu: .....EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to Muthu at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than
100 letters in it?
Muthu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London a lady asked me
"Are you a foreigner?".

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu:
Any great man born in this village???
Muthu: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Muthu writes,
"Gandi was a great man,
but I don't know who is Jayanthi."


Muthu was doing experiment with
cockroach,
first he cut it's one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and
told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the
same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu
said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs,
it becomes deaf."

On a political rally Muthu was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge
wrote "PRESS" and
He did it..

When Muthu was traveling with his wife
in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying
to see my wife? Sit back.
I will drive.

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he
went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing.
Muthu pointed towards the board
"WASH BASIN"

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd
floor, it caught fire and how will
you escape?
Muthu: its simple. I will stop my
imagination!!!

[redplanet]

i've heard the cockroach one, but the others r all fresh to me. the last one is so funny though, he's thinking outisde the box

[badass-es]

for the 100 letter one, if u really answer postbox, i think employers would employ u becuz that's really clever lol

[Aeris]

For once, I'd really like to answer "every year" on forms asking for my birth date.

[happyAutumm]

hahahahaha... it's funny....

who would ever thot of spelling postbox when they r asked to spell a word with 100 letters in it? i guess it's just muthu's spontaneous answer.

btw, is there any word that hass 100 letters inside it?

hmmm............

[~Blaze~]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(happyAutumm @ Apr 19 2007, 08:45 AM) [snapback]51642[/snapback]</div>

hahahahaha... it's funny....

who would ever thot of spelling postbox when they r asked to spell a word with 100 letters in it? i guess it's just muthu's spontaneous answer.

btw, is there any word that hass 100 letters inside it?

hmmm............[/b]

dont think there's 100 letters for only a word.

[Kyo]

Wow, this guy is sometimes clever, sometimes really dumb. In any case, hilarity ensues.

[dreamstar]

He is indeed smart. But some are really lame.

[june_angel]

some of them are funny, but there were some I didn't get.