2 religious jokes...

[redplanet]

=====Arthritis=====

A drunkard went onto a bus, and he sat right beside a priest.

The drunkard's shirt was really dirty, his face had lipstick marks, his pocket has an empty beer bottle hanging out. After he sat down, he took out his newspaper and began to read.

After a while, the drunkard asked the priest:
"Father, what is the cause of arthritis?"

The priest looked at him for a few seconds, and said:
"It is due to wasting your life, screwing around with prostitutes, and irresponsible drinking"

"Oh, I see...", the drunkard muttered these words and continued to read his newspaper.

After thinking for a few moments, the priest said to the drunkard:
"Sorry, I shouldn't have been so harsh, how long have you had arthritis?"

The drunkard answered:
"Oh it's not me my friend, I just read it in the papers that the Pope just got arthritis."

=====Last Words=====

Priest: "Would you like to say something to God?"

The old man lying on the hospital bed seemed to want to say something, but he can only show that he's in very severe pain, and he couldn't say anything.

The priest got him a pen and paper ASAP, and said: "Don't worry, you can write it out"

After the old man passed away, the priest read the the old man's last wish aloud:"DAMN YOU FATHER! YOU ARE STEPPING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!!"

[maverick1031]

I love that first one... LOL!!! The Priest thought he had arthritis... except its the pope..!!!

The second one is good, but not as funny as the first... LOL

[badass-es]

im running out of things to say except that its still very funny lol thanks haha