The jokes of 3 people...

[redplanet]

====The plane crash=====

3 people miraculously survived a plane crash and ended up stranded on an island. The first person was on an expedition mission, the second person was married and have 2 kids, and the third person recently got divorced, and lost all of his properties.

On the second day of the crash, they found this magical lamp, and when the rubbed it, a Genie came out and asked "I can grant each one of you one and only one wish."

So the first person requested to be transported to where he was supposed to carry out the expedition, and -Whoosh-, he was gone.

The second person wanted to get back to his family, and -Whoosh-, he was gone as well.

Now it's only the third person that's left. He thinks and he thinks and he thinks, he doesn't know where to go and what to do. Finally, he has decided "Hey actually, this island is not half-bad, but I'm kind of lonely here, can you get the other 2 people back here to keep my company?"


=====The Magical Valley=====

3 friends decided to travel to the legendary valley which they heard can grant each of them any wish they want if they shout into it. And after a long journey, they have finally arrived at the valley.

The first person was really anxious, so he immediately shouted into the valley "I want to have tons of gold!" Then the strangest thing happened, the whole valley was filled with gold coins, and after a few moments, the first person was transported back to home with his coins

The second person saw what had happened, and he couldn't wait, so after the first person was transported back, he immediately yelled into the valley "I want to have tons of hot girls!" Suddenly, the valley was filled with gorgeous women, and the second person immediately jumped into the valley. He was also transported back home afterwards.

The third person waited the longest, and was so nervous, that he tripped on a piece of rock near the valley, and he yelled
"i want.......OH SHIT!" as he fell into the valley.

[badass-es]

lol i heard the first one like 100 times including seeing it on spongebob

the second one was pretty funny lol