My Lexus!

**~Blaze~** · #1 (**permalink**) 19-04-2007, 03:08 PM

MY LEXUSS!!!

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door a
truck came roaring past and completely tore off the driver's door of the
Lexus. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911.
When a policeman arrived, the lawyer was still screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body
shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are", he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Didn't you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
The lawyer looked down to his left side and let
out a terrible scream: "Oh my God!!! ... MY ROLEX!"

**maverick1031** · #2 (**permalink**) 19-04-2007, 04:04 PM

Suits the Lawyer right!

Great Joke Blaze... keep em coming!

**badass-es** · #3 (**permalink**) 20-04-2007, 01:56 AM

hey i would be like that if my lexus (wish i had one) has its door torn off

well not if my arm is gone... but my rolex!!!! :o

**Aeris** · #4 (**permalink**) 21-04-2007, 04:04 AM

Aww, just when I was starting to feel sorry for this guy.

**evalala** · #5 (**permalink**) 26-04-2007, 07:31 AM

this might be true. there are some people out there treating money and anything bought with money more than their lives. what they dont know is that their life is most expensive. having to payu for food, medical bills, insurance, daily living ect.

**happyAutumm** · #6 (**permalink**) 27-04-2007, 02:01 PM

hahaha... i thot he would at least be suprised.... but eventually he did really concern more on posessions rather than himself.....

a good joke.... thanks for sharing this with us.

**JaeJun** · #7 (**permalink**) 27-04-2007, 02:06 PM

Hmmmm , got any better one ???
i can only rate this as Normal Laugh

Perhaps something that will gives me LMAO

**b0redgal** · #8 (**permalink**) 29-04-2007, 08:16 PM

hahahha!! great joke. lots of ppl are materialistic.