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Old 20-04-2007, 11:26 AM
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The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "Honk if You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed!
I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found a lot of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "Go, Jesus Christ, Go!" Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window, waved and smiled to all these people.
One guy was waving to me in a funny way, with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant and they kinda squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that was the Hawaiian good luck sign. The guy must have been from Hawaii himself because he was yelling something about "Sunny Beach" to me. So I leaned out the window and gave him the Hawaiian good luck sign back.
A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light was green and I stepped on the gas. A good thing I did because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.
Praise the Lord that sharing my love for Jesus made all those folks so happy. Then later i saw a local police officer in a undercover cop car, so i gave him the Hawaiian good luck sign, then, i don't want to say what happened after that.

thats when i learned what the sign really meant and why the people were actually mad at me. i felt dumb, i must have been drunk
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Old 20-04-2007, 11:28 AM
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lol, real life story?
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Old 21-04-2007, 04:18 AM
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Ahaha, Sunny Beach. I'm going to steal that line.
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