The mind of a 6-year-old?

[~Blaze~]

Actually, Funny Answers from first grade school children about proverbs during a pop quiz test on proverbs.
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids (6 year-olds), because the last one is classic!

Strike while the .........insect is close.
Never underestimate the power of............ants.
Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
Better to be safe than................punch a grade 7 boy.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
It's always darkest before............DaylightSaving Time.
You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
No news is..................................impossible.
A miss is as good as a......................Mr. wink.gif
You can't teach an old dog new..............maths.
Love all, trust.............................me.
The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
An idle mind is.....................the best way to relax. LOL
Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
Happy the bride who...............gets all the presents.
A penny saved is............................not much.
Two's company, three's.....................the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what....you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have to blow your nose.
There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded.
If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.
You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind........get out of the way. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
And the favorite:
Better late than............................pregnant.

[maverick1031]

Good stuff... thats hilarious!!!

Children should be seen and not smacked or grounded... I like that one... LOL!!!

[redplanet]

"It's always darkest before............DaylightSaving Time.
You can lead a horse to water but...........how?"

i like these 2 the most, damn blaze, where do u get all these jokes?

[KWANie]

You are definitely right, it's really hard to believe these answers were given by grade one kids, "Better late than......pregnant."

I also like this one: "When the blind leadeth the blind........get out of the way."

[Aeris]

Thanks again, Blaze! You always have great jokes to share.

[Kyo]

Some of them seem too clever o_O

Kids these days xD

[kitakata]

Seriously, I used to thought like that when I was younger. Maybe even now, who knows.

[evalala]

haha
young kids are the best. i believe they are smarter as a child

[JaeJun]

This is funny Blaze LMAO

But don't try this yah Blaze