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Old 28-04-2007, 05:11 AM
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Read each sentence in sequence. Please don't skip any steps or the mathematics will be thrown off.

Take the following test mentally. Don't write down answers and don't shout them out.



1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or 9, or any number in-between.



2. Take your number and multiply it by 9.



3. That should give you a 2 digit number. Take these 2 digits and add them together.



4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.



5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet, numbering the letters. A=1, B=2, C=3, D=4 and so on.



6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with that letter.



7. Take the last letter in the name of that country, and think of an animal that starts with this letter.



8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal, and think of a color that starts with this letter.



9. Oh, and one more thing . . . . .


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There aren't any orange kangaroos in Denmark!

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i got orange kangaroos in denmark as well xDD
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Old 28-04-2007, 05:37 AM
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My country was Djibouti...

What animal starts with an I?
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Old 28-04-2007, 05:57 AM
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i was thinking of a koala...the orange kangaroo got me off?
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Old 28-04-2007, 06:28 AM
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yup.. Orane Kangaroo from Denmark.. lol
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Old 28-04-2007, 10:32 AM
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i got stuck at the colour's part..

The animal i thought of was Lion.. but I cant think of any colour that starts with "n". LOL
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Old 28-04-2007, 11:57 PM
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lol orange koala rofl
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Dominican Republic .... cat..... teal.....
teal cats in Dominican Republic is way off from orange kangaroo in Denmark.........
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Old 29-04-2007, 02:49 AM
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^ mine was almost like yours
turquoise cats in Dominican Republic
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a teacher did this to us a while ago. everyone fell for it in class
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Old 30-04-2007, 05:20 AM
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din't work for me as well as I got khoala
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