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Old 28-04-2007, 05:13 AM
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Celes you will soon inherit a large sum of money because of a hyperintelligent giraffe.

Celes you will secretly clone yourself, and eventually set up a global empire to rule over the planet.

Celes, you will die at the age of 65 due to an angry spouse eBaying your soul away.
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Old 28-04-2007, 05:08 PM
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Jessie, you will develop psychokinetic abilities because 16th century witchcraft altered space and time.

You will end up with a wooden leg, and eventually form a country called Jessieopolis.

You will die at the age of 215 due to Borg assimilation.


-.-" Wooden leg. Jessieopolis. 215 years old. OH MY GOD. I'm crippled and VERY old. But I own a country.
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Old 28-04-2007, 05:13 PM
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<center><h1>My SecretFate results</h1>Yinng you will end up with bright pink hair because 16th century witchcraft altered space and time.

Yinng you will end up with a wooden leg, and eventually have seventeen sons and three daughters.

Yinng, you will die at the age of 86 due to Borg assimilation.

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omg.. i will have 20 children all together.. this is so scary.. i don think i will give birth to so many babies..... bright pink hair.. never dye my hair b4..maybe i will consider this colour in the future
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Old 28-04-2007, 11:39 PM
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Antony, you will soon inherit a large sum of money because the Godfather decreed it.

You will set up a pig farm, and eventually set up a global empire to rule over the planet.

You will die at the age of 67 due to massive killer squirrel invasion.
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Joshua, you will discover a third nipple because of a hyperintelligent giraffe.

You will secretly clone yourself, and eventually eat with diamond teeth.

You will die at the age of 92 due to an angry spouse eBaying your soul away.

HAHAHAHA THIRD NIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AWEESOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE.........
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David, you will become the owner of a small fast food chain because of addiction to the internet.

You will secretly clone yourself, and eventually spend billions building a temple in the shape of a guitar.

You will die at the age of 67 due to an unexpected pirate invasion.
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Old 21-07-2007, 12:32 PM
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Mines the worst out of everybodys :[

Ray, you will discover the nutritional benefits of eating raw eyeballs because of a previously dormant allergy to the colour blue.

You will design clothes made out of dead flies, and eventually set up a global empire to rule over the planet.

You will die at the age of 56 due to falling off a bridge while wheelchair racing with your friends.
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Old 21-07-2007, 03:30 PM
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RUN AWAY FROM GTS ! he'll eat your eye ball !

lols. jk yeah =)
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Old 21-07-2007, 07:19 PM
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LOL haha...

KwanYi, you will lose everything but your fave TV because your evil alterego, Iynawk planned it.

You will end up with a wooden leg, and eventually eat with diamond teeth.

You will die at the age of 93 due to an unexpected pirate invasion.
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