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Old 30-04-2007, 04:55 PM
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somewhere in Hong Kong….


Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh .....God!!!!
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Old 01-05-2007, 06:16 AM
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one frustraiting conversation. these are some names i might consider giving my children
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:36 PM
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haha good one, took me a while to geddit though
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Old 04-05-2007, 01:03 PM
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hmmm.... i think i've heard this somewhere.....

this gives us some insights on how we will want to name our children in the future..
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I love this joke! its really funny! oh gosh! i need to drink water now!
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LOL...imagine ppl that actually mistake other ppls name's like that...that will be funny
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haha,.. funny names
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Old 27-08-2007, 02:58 AM
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lol they're both chinese dudes then.. lol haha why are they speaking english in hong kong lol
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haha... heard this before.. but STILL FUNNY!
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lol if that happened in real life... then dang that would really suck lol.
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