Subject: Welfare Office

**JACOAUEV11** · #1 (**permalink**) 30-04-2007, 05:49 PM

> Subject: WELFARE OFFICE
>
>
> A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
> to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really
> rather find a job.
>
> The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
> We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
> chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive
> around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are
> provided.
>
> Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and
> you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas
> holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
>
> The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"
>
> The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

**evalala** · #2 (**permalink**) 01-05-2007, 06:13 AM

i dont get it. someone care to explain?

**maverick1031** · #3 (**permalink**) 01-05-2007, 06:20 AM

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i dont get it. someone care to explain?[/b]

The guy that said he's coming here looking for a job was just bullshitting so the guy at the counter bullshits him back... not the funniest joke though.

**asdfghjkl** · #4 (**permalink**) 03-05-2007, 06:35 PM

It's a good laugh, not as funny as the others though

**happyAutumm** · #5 (**permalink**) 04-05-2007, 01:09 PM

i din get it too....

thanks maverick1031... now i understand a lil...

thanx...