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30-04-2007, 05:57 PM
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> A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane. The stranger
> turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. "I've heard that
> flights
will
> go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
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> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
> said to
> the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
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> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
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> "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
> me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
> grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
> turns out a
flat
> patty, and a horse produces almost round clumps of the grass. Why do
> you suppose that is?"
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> "Jeez," said the stranger; "I have no idea."
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> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified
> to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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02-05-2007, 03:04 AM
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lol itd be super ironically funny if the guy was a man on top of his field in the study of nuclear power
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02-05-2007, 06:18 AM
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dam, little johnny is a freaking genius...don't ever mess with him
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16-05-2007, 08:42 AM
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The kid is smart. Don't mess with him
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05-09-2007, 11:16 AM
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lol I like it the way he uses the word sh!t.
aahah I don't know the answer anyway =S
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06-09-2007, 09:49 PM
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LOL hahaha nicee answer 
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