Little Johnny

[JACOAUEV11]

> A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane. The stranger
> turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. "I've heard that
> flights
will
> go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
>
> Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and
> said to

> the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
>
> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
>
> "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
> me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
> grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
> turns out a
flat
> patty, and a horse produces almost round clumps of the grass. Why do
> you suppose that is?"
>
> "Jeez," said the stranger; "I have no idea."
>
> "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified
> to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[badass-es]

lol itd be super ironically funny if the guy was a man on top of his field in the study of nuclear power

[kcisking]

dam, little johnny is a freaking genius...don't ever mess with him

[iamnobody]

The kid is smart. Don't mess with him

[asdfghjkl]

lol I like it the way he uses the word sh!t.

aahah I don't know the answer anyway =S

[Kwan-Yi]

LOL hahaha nicee answer