Instructions: might have been old... but still funny!

[JACOAUEV11]

I just thought this too funny -
An entertaining way to look at the "instructions".

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed.
Through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods, and these don't even mention that coffee is hot.

On a Sear's hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.(And that's the only time I have to work on my
hair.)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if
we could just get those 4-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.
Too bad they can't read yet)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on
this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there
a precedent here?)


Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while

[badass-es]

lol these are funny, now i shall go into stores and look at the warnings

[Aeris]

The only instruction that actually makes sense is the hairdryer warning.

[asdfghjkl]

haha speak the obvious!

[Kwan-Yi]

LOL i like the one where it says dont turned upside down.. LOL