Bra information?

**JACOAUEV11** · #1 (**permalink**) 30-04-2007, 06:01 PM

>A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He
>told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
>With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What kind of bra?"
>He repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that she wanted a
>Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted.
>"Ah, now I remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests
>for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic
>bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
>Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the
>differences?"
>The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple.
>The Catholic type supports the masses.
>The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, Presbyterian type keeps them
>staunch and upright."
>He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the
>Baptist type for?" "They," she replied, "make mountains out of
>molehills."
>
>Bra Sizes
>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,G, and how the letters
>used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
>out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
>{A} Almost Boobs...
>{B} Barely there.
>{C} Can't Complain!
>{D} Dang!
>{DD} Double dang!
>{E} Enormous!
>{F} Fake.
>{G} Get a Reduction.
>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.